Pourquoi? (Ask Me Anything)   facee   

my mother told me i had a chameleon soul. no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality, just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean...

Lana del Rey

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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— 17 hours ago with 41947 notes

paynim:

Steal his look: Nash Grier

Spencer’s Adult Blow-Up Doll - $19.99

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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high school boy:omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy:omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator:shit shit
high school boy:bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator:no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy:I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin:fuck shit shit no-
high school boy:/explodes
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actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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okaywork:

"jack the ripper identified after 126 years!!" great who killed tupac

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such-ratchetry:

you don’t need an education to marry rich

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— 18 hours ago with 226 notes

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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"Ok so why the fuck….."
Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence, via lambdachiordie)

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