Pourquoi? (Ask Me Anything)   facee   

my mother told me i had a chameleon soul. no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality, just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean...

Lana del Rey

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

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endiot:

Life’s too short to be straight

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"We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’."
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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

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