Pourquoi? (Ask Me Anything)   facee   

my mother told me i had a chameleon soul. no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality, just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean...

Lana del Rey

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat, via exteriors)

— 1 day ago with 628753 notes

clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

(via the-monster-from-under-your-bed)

— 1 day ago with 5828 notes

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

(Source: yay--stefon, via thymegatampon)

— 2 days ago with 131536 notes

mercuryjones:

Classic from American Horror Story

(via barebackinq)

— 2 days ago with 13528 notes
uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

(via kanyewest-coast)

— 2 days ago with 6525 notes

automatically:

when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

image

(via whjat)

— 2 days ago with 48712 notes

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn, via whjat)

— 2 days ago with 394925 notes
fleur:oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric:yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry:see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone:what about you, viktor?
viktor:IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK
— 2 days ago with 97089 notes
vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa, via laughbitches)

— 3 days ago with 91378 notes